The Trouble With Loo Cee

The trouble With Loo Cee
(is) its not just what you cee
like a pecking
little bird
a strained voice
overheard
She's cross eyed
and (not so) tiny
her face ever so
shiny
greasy blond (or dark)
locks
and she'd never wear
smocks
a uniformed fugly
We mean really ugly
out on the shop floor
would dear Barbie need more?
She's empty like a vacuum
As her matchstick doll legs
move about
trousers around
a piece of stinking and
rotting under developed
trout
At night she crawls back -
(to a stone)
beneath her family's suburban home
He thinks he's manly
he admires his mother
all working hard
looking after each other
They've hit a bench mark
made it working in a shop
and they're all very
proud
of how far (they think)
they've got
In fact now
he's got extra coy
seems to think
he's a university (loving)
boy?
Except he suffers from depression
and you can tell from the
off guard bad tempered
expression on his face
that he's not- after all
that happy with himself
and his part in the human race
despite this fact he pulls
his weights
Then struts and preens
before gabbing with his nth rate
shop floor queen
(Is that ALL he can get??!!!)
Life's estimation of him has zero'd
yet
again
They want to be clever boy racers
and all
Didn't they know that pride
comes before a fall?
Mummy does their washing
and its all just a dream
they play at houses
some kids with ice cream
He chats up some cougars
an OAPs day out
but he'll take home something
with a more terrible snout
He likes to follow fashion
thinks he's got a passion
for looking great
but the joke's always on him
(didn't you know that, mate?)
In UFO Green
The spaceship has landed
it'll take you to Mars
or else leave you stranded!